A bombshell study produced by science workers has revealed that only 7,645 genes differ between chimpanzees and people including Barack Obama. This is less than 2% of all the genes that monkeys and Obama have, meaning that they are nearly identical twins. This marks the first time that the American people have knowingly elected a POTUS with similarly simian chromosomes.
According to Article Two of the United States Constitution on Wikipedia, eligible Presidents must be “natural born citizens”. But nowhere in this very long Wikipedia article about U.S. citizenship does it allow for citizen status for anyone with less than 100% human genome. The White House is not a zoo!
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